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Who is Hooglio Bastistos?
Traveling across the sea for over two years by row boat, Hooglio Bastistos has come all the way from Flustuania (pronounced 'Flush-Two-A-Nee-Ya') to hit the big time
Performing his own brand of Flustuanian folk and pop music to anyone who will listen, even at people who won't listen, Hooglio has audiences hearts racing and palms sweating.
"I have put my back area behind me and am ready to perform at you"
Hooglio Bastistos
"I just want to reach out and touch people in different places" Hooglio Bastistos
"President Bush is dynamic and perverse, with a self defecating sense of humor. Violently opposed to violence, he puts the problems of the past into his behind... and many people follow him there. That is leadership" Hooglio Bastistos
"As my Foompa said, No matter what, always give it your all...unless you're tired, then you may as well take it easy" Hooglio Bastistos
"Audiences in America are the best...pants down. Since coming to this country I have been living in the crotch of luxury, and loving every bit of it" Hooglio Bastistos
PERFORMANCE ALERT!!
Coming Feb 20th One Night Only
A night of comedy and music with Hooglio Bastistos will take place Friday, Feb. 20, 8 p.m., at:
Gloucester Stage Co.
267 East Main Street
978-282-1988
Hooglio will open for singer/comedian Don White. Hooglio at 8pm, be there on time! Headliner will be the hilarious Don White. Tickets are $15. For tickets, call 978-282-1988.
Hooglio and Don White
Brought to you by the Cape Ann Community Center: http://www.massbayfilmproject.org/
Sign Hooglio to a major recording label or major motion picture, purchase Hooglio's CD's and T-Shirts, or find out more about Hooglio hooglio@hooglio.com
Talent agents, music publishers : I have a recorded CD in my can, and am ready now for publishing it to a wider audience.
Click on links below to hear my songs performed at you
The Songs Of Hooglio Bastistos |
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| Undre' Nostro' Sundre | My Foompa perspired me to craft this beautiful song |
| Song about a man whose girlfriends always sunk | |
| The Inbredino family was close...a little too close. Inbredina, their daughter | |
| My friend Cemento sank, I wrote song about the hole in his boat | |
| Big good time Flustuanian song | |
| Off the northern tip of Flustuania is Pompadour and that is where you'll find the Pompadourian Girls | |
| a beautiful song from ode to my native land...Flustuania | |
| in the sixties (which was just about a year ago in Flustuania because of the time change), two brother's rebelled | |
| Song about a Pompadourian girl who had only Pooshta in her heart | |
| Two twin sisters - one one was naughty, one was nice | |
| Sung from the heart-oh, felt from the heart-oh...My Heart-Oh | |
A bad breath of fresh air for the music scene, Hooglio has lit several stages on fire
Letting nothing fall through his crack, Hooglio has also caused a sensation on the political scene, and plans to be featured on CNN, MSN, and other major news shows.
Possessing a style that can't be ignored, even if you try, Hooglio is making statements and people are listening..
"I've been hanging with guys like George Clooney, shooting the breeze and breaking the wind. I have to reach down and begin feeling myself over and over just to know it isn't a dream." Hooglio Bastistos
I'm not sure who he is, he has a great singing voice and style, but I will have him arrested if he continues to stalk me." George Clooney
"My Foompa...a survivalist... taught me how to catch a fish with just a rock, how to eat your clothes if lost without food, and how to make shoes from dirt. " Hooglio Bastisto
"My Foompa was once lost for long time with nothing but a small hunting knife, and he survived...robbing people at knife point. " Hooglio Bastisto
"As my Foompa always said... Variety is the spice of life, just don't tell your Mishty" Hooglio Bastistos
"My Mishty told me... Hooglio, remember to love yourself...not all night long mind you, but...at least enough to take care of things" Hooglio Bastistos
"I've been in this biz for awhile, and am just now breaking my second wind. I'm ready to go, I need to go" Hooglio Bastistos
"My time is ripe, beyond ripe - I'm rancid" Hooglio Bastistos
"America has everyone...from the filthy rich to the filthy poor...everyone is filthy" Hooglio Bastistos
Before I left Flustuania I got a kaleidascopeoschomy. It's worth it in the end" Hooglio Bastistos
Alot of people think cavemen invented the wheel, not true. Flustuanians invented the wheel. A different shape maybe, kind of like a rectangle...but the point is we came up with it first" Hooglio Bastistos
Just a few things people have said about Hooglio Bastistos
"Stupifying"
"My pants fell off laughing"
"How does he do it?"
"Why does he do it?"
"Hey...get out of my trash"
"I'll be thinking of you"
Hooglio